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Real technology brings you an aromatic coffee break and a fine life.

In that case, I wonder what Unreal Technology brings you...

I could not make something like this up.

Now, Matt, I gotta say I had never heard of you before this afternoon. But, well...

Just take a look for yourself.

And here's the newer one.

Really pretty inspirational if you think about it.

From the "No-Shit-Sherlock" department:

Helping Some Students May Harm High Achievers

I think we really lucked out.

Building damage surprisingly low -- Yomiuri Newspaper

Easily fixed, but what could do this to a hanging light?

Holy shit. I was gonna sleep in this morning but Planet Earth had other ideas. A magnitude 7.0 quake centered pretty much on my goddamn apartment woke me up some minutes before 9am. The room started shaking violently, to the point where I leapt from my bedding and dove for the doorframe. The shaking continued for about 30 seconds.

During the quake, several pieces of furniture pretty much moved away from the wall on their own. Two mugs fell from the shelves and shattered on the floor, my 50 pound CRT walked itself about a foot across my desk, the microwave nearly fell from the top of the refrigerator, and my motorcycle, which was on its stand, completely fell over.