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It's time for some Engrish! This is a popular bar chain in Seoul, apparently with more than 4 branches.

Has anyone ever made a list of car names that WOULDN'T fly outside Japan?

"Chaser" (a car that goes great with Jack Daniels)
"Today" (no, not WHEN, but WHAT KIND of car did you get?)
"Every" (...every what?) (Don't say "wagon" or I'll rip your tonsils out; you can probably find the catchy ad with the singing foreigners on there somewhere)
"Space Gear" (a toothed sprocket floating in orbit)
"Pajero" (literally, in Spanish, f**ker, which is oddly appropriate considering what you'll be shouting when one cuts you off)
"Move" (if it only would, out of my way)
"Life" (to be considered the next time someone tells you to "get a life")
"Naked" (yes, really)
"Homy" (word to yo momma)
"Guts" (you gotta hand it to a truck with spine)
"Emina" (not to be confused with an enema)
"Vino" (goes well with a Chaser)
and "That's"

... all, folks!

"Your roaring tiger style will never defeat my urinating bulldog style."

(Seen in Osaka.)

"Don't you mean the shining?"
"Quiet, boy, do you want to get sued?"

For when you just have to track down that person dressed all in black.

Edit: and the helmet itself isn't even black. How are you supposed to track a goth if you can't blend in?

Just 400 yen, not sure why I didn't buy it, heh.