In that case, I wonder what Unreal Technology brings you…

“Chaser” (a car that goes great with Jack Daniels)
“Today” (no, not WHEN, but WHAT KIND of car did you get?)
“Every” (…every what?) (Don’t say “wagon” or I’ll rip your tonsils out; you can probably find the catchy ad with the singing foreigners on there somewhere)
“Space Gear” (a toothed sprocket floating in orbit)
“Pajero” (literally, in Spanish, f**ker, which is oddly appropriate considering what you’ll be shouting when one cuts you off)
“Move” (if it only would, out of my way)
“Life” (to be considered the next time someone tells you to “get a life”)
“Naked” (yes, really)
“Homy” (word to yo momma)
“Guts” (you gotta hand it to a truck with spine)
“Emina” (not to be confused with an enema)
“Vino” (goes well with a Chaser)
and “That’s”

… all, folks!

(Seen in Osaka.)