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September 26, 2006

shopping for a new camera

Filed under: — Jeff @ 11:14 am

I don't think I mentioned it before, but my longtime workhorse Canon Powershot S50 digital camera was stolen off my desk at work, probably by one of the construction crew members who have been wandering in and about rebuilding the school. Whoever you are, I hope you have an accident and fall off the roof, you dirty thief.

So I guess this means I'm looking for a new digital camera, and I stumbled across this fine article:

Enough already with the megapixels.

The Powershot was a great camera, but I was always a bit underwhelmed by its low-light shooting and lack of dynamic range. So I took a look online at the next step up, which was digital SLRs. Both the Sony DSC-R1 and the Canon EOS 350D have the features and performance I'm looking for, so I suppose the next step is walking into a store and trying them out, but I hate spending massive sums of money.

September 25, 2006

sumo and TGS

Filed under: — Jeff @ 9:16 am

Saturday I was out in Tokyo watching sumo, courtesy of my buddy Ian who arranged the whole trip. Yesterday, I went to the Tokyo Game Show. You can all be jealous now.

The sumo matches were pretty damn good; the yokozuna (highest rank) was upset in the last match by one of his major rivals in a finish that had all the judges deliberating after the bout. Before that, there were several high-profile matches that were intereresting (an uninteresting match being one in which one of the wrestlers falls or gets pushed out within 3 seconds). Overall, it was a great day for sumo.

Yesterday's TGS was interesting, but in a different way. George, Mark, Ian, and I arrived at the convention center around noon, giving us just a couple hours to wander around the hall. It was so poorly signed that it took us 15 minutes just to find the SINGLE entrance to the place-- you know some money had to change hands to make the single entrance thing happen. Hand your ticket over and you're dumped right into the middle of a big-screen thumping-music beautiful-model marathon. There were quite a few playable demos, but they all required 45 minute waits so mostly we just wandered and watched. In front of most booths were people holding signs saying "photographs prohibited" (probably because they had sold exclusive rights to promo materials to some big publication like Gamespot or IGN) although I'm of the opinion that not letting your customers expand the hype is rather shortsighted. So Ian took photos of the show girls instead. Oh, and all the cosplayers as well... I'm still waiting on those; I think he's hoarding them.

Sega definitely had the best booth; minimal waiting time, about 20 playable systems showing their major draw (Virtua Fighter 5) and 4 or 5 systems each with some of their other games. There was a slew of fighting robot games, of course, most of which still appeared to be in alpha. A few shooters looked interesting: one of Konami's shooters, whose name I can't remember, had some sort of augmented human/mech theme going on. The new "Secret of Mana" series game caught my eye as well, with several playable demo machines running, and the number of people lined up to see Square-Enix's Final Fantasy theater was insane. Metal Gear Solid 4's trailer was incredible... but trailers don't impress me nearly as much as watching someone actually play the game-- does it chop up, or is it smooth? Do the controls work well? A pre-canned demo looks nice, but it's usually quite misleading.

Wii showings were sparse, but a little game called Elebits caught my eye, along with the new Monkey Ball game. For those of you not familiar with Nintendo's new system, the controller is motion and tilt sensitive. For Elebits, the controller is used to grab objects on the screen and throw them around while searching for things. In Monkey Ball, which plays something like those rolling marble games, I saw the controller being used to tilt the playing field, and jolt the field up to make the ball jump over obstacles; in a baseball minigame, the controller was swung like a baseball bat to hit homeruns.

September 21, 2006

teach the alphabet!

Filed under: — Jeff @ 9:03 am

Here's a list of politically incorrect alphabet cards. Ironically, I think my students would know some of these, and the ones for UFO and vampire would actually be quite appropriate. If you can't figure out what the word is (some of them are British expressions), hover the mouse cursor over the picture.

http://better-together.co.uk/

September 20, 2006

back from the US of A

Filed under: — Jeff @ 9:40 am

Yeah, I took a quick trip back home. A very quick trip-- just 4 full days in total, which is the reason I didn't really post in advance that I'd be there. My schedule was chock-full as it was, and I didn't want to get an inbox on fire with the angry emails of people I didn't have time to hang out with.

Things I didn't realize I missed:
-spending time with, well, pretty much everyone
-Super Smash Bros. Melee (Cody will know what I'm talking about)
-BBQ pork sandwiches
-roast beef sandwiches
-Austin's turkey and gravy on sourdough, plus half a milkshake (what a delicious heart attack)
-Mi Nidito (damn, it's even better than I remember)
-wide roads
-good, cheap beer

People kept asking me if I was jetlagged, but the truth of the matter is that in order to be jetlagged you have to actually sleep. So if you get 3 hours of sleep per night, you're not jetlagged but instead are sleep-deprived.

Interesting tidbit: on the flight over, I sat behind two young college-age Japanese girls visiting America for the first time. We chatted for a bit and went our ways, but by some weird coincidence they were on the same flight back with me to Tokyo. Bizarre.

The flight back wasn't too bad, I guess. They didn't ask whether I wanted a window or aisle seat, but they gave me an exit row so I could stretch out. The movies were crap, and the food wasn't good at all, but I read through all of "Norwegian Wood" and it was great. I've decided that I'm never flying another trans-Pacific flight on a 747. The seats are uncomfortable, and it's no fun to watch the movie screen when people are always walking in front of you. Much better on a 777 with individual screens that you can turn off and seats that actually lean back far enough to sleep in.

September 9, 2006

a busy week

Filed under: — Jeff @ 3:41 pm

This week has been busy, but not because of classes. In fact, there has been a dearth of classes this week because the school "Sports Festival" was today. Rather, the English speech contest I'm preparing one of my students for is making me very busy. Every day this week I've been in school, I've been called on at 3:45pm, right before I'm supposed to go home, to help out Akina with her speech. I don't really mind helping out, but since there aren't any classes all day it'd be nice if she could come in then.

I guess I should explain what this whole "Sports Day" thing is. Every year at the end of the summer, all the middle school students go into school on Saturday for a day of relay races. It wouldn't be so bad, except that it completely disrupts the class schedules.

Yesterday, we spent all day in the gym preparing. I'm not exactly sure WHY we wasted 4 hours making sure everyone knew exactly where to stand before the relay races. Of course, today, everything went off without a hitch; but even had there been a hitch, it wouldn't have really mattered anyway. It's not like it's a graduation ceremony or something.

Thursday I was at elementary school, as usual. First four periods went smoothly. Before class, the corresponding teachers came up and either gave me an outline of what we were doing that day, or asked me in advance what we were doing, and then after the bell rang for the start of class a student or two from that class arrived in the staffroom to tell me it was time for me to join them. After lunch, fifth period rolled around, and a pair of 3rd graders arrived to bring me to class. Problem is, I still hadn't heard from the teacher on what to teach yet. Normally this just means they have something planned but have been too busy or simply forgotten to tell me. In this case, I arrived in the classroom, sans teacher. Uhmm....

"So where's the teacher?" I asked one of the kids.

"Oh, she's gone. The vice principal is in charge of the class while she's gone."

"And where's the vice principal?"

"I dunno, we haven't seen him since lunchtime."

Anyone familiar with classrooms should find it amazing that the students even thought to come pick me up from the staffroom in the first place. I excused myself for a second, ran back to the staffroom, picked up a stack of cards, and ran back.

"Okay, gather around, and I'll show you how to play a card game." Emergency Plan B to the rescue. I got the kids together in groups of 4, passed out the cards, and taught them a variant of "Go Fish" with English cards and the phrase "Do you have ...?" They seemed to really get into it. The class proceeded without any problems. When I was done, I closed the class up, and they proceeded to do their normal cleanup work without me even having to say anything. When they finished, I was about to send the kids home when the real teacher finally arrived. Apparently a family member had gotten sick. She thanked me, told me I handled it really well, and that was that. So that's how I got to be a real Japanese teacher for the span of about an hour.

September 4, 2006

Getting an oogata motorcycle license in Japan

Filed under: — Jeff @ 7:00 am

You think getting a car license is tough? Well, getting a real motorbike license is TOUGH. I'm not talking about the chuugata "mommy lets me ride bikes up to 400cc" license (which is also quite hard). No, this guide will try to help you pass the oogata motorcycle license test in Japan. Good luck, you poor son of a bitch. You're gonna need it, because you're fighting the whole bureaucratic system here, tooth and nail.

First off, I'm going to assume you have a motorcycle license in the United States. I'm going to assume you've taken an MSF course or something similar; if you're a beginner, you need to learn how to ride before attempting the test, and if you've been riding for awhile the testers will skin you alive on the test course for every small bad habit. Your alternative is a Japanese extortion cartel driving school, but the whole reason you're reading this is so you don't have to pay ridiculous fees to those guys. Right? Regardless, you DO need to be able to pass the license test in your home country. That's a start.

I'm going to say it again: if you don't know how to ride a motorcycle, go learn at home. It's cheaper to fly back to the U.S. and take an MSF course. Hell, you can fly business class, and it will still be cheaper than going to Japanese driving school. I am completely serious.

Before you think of applying for the test, you need these:

  • your own helmet
  • a pair of gloves (they say any gloves will work, but spend 2000 yen on some real motorcycle gloves)
  • some boots that cover your ankles
  • a pair of long pants, riding pants, or jeans

On the paperwork end of things, you should have:

  • a Japanese regular car license (keeps you from having to take the written test in Japanese, hah, impossible)
  • cash, and lots of it (for the multiple application fees, test fees, rental fees, and photo booths)
  • your own pencil, and maybe a small notebook (for taking notes on the course)

Day Zero:

First, ask your Japanese friend to call up and make sure your test center accepts oogata motorcycle applications from a foreigner who doesn't have an existing chuugata license (but has a Japanese car license). That's 3 different conditions, and they all have to be filled. Lots of driving centers won't do oogata bike tests. Others are petulant bigoted assholes who can't be bothered to talk to a gaijin (even one who speaks perfect Japanese). And on rare occasions, test centers won't even let you take the oogata test until you've taken the chuugata. All of the test centers have a very short time period in which they'll accept "new" applications, and it's usually only one day a week.

First day: paperwork and proving grounds

Bring your helmet and gloves, and be ready to ride.

Arrive at the test center early, to make sure you get your application in. I say this because a few of the uninformed and/or bigoted staff members will probably try to block you from taking the oogata test, even if you meet condition 3 above. I had TWO people go back and talk to their superiors trying to block my application at two different steps. A Japanese person wouldn't doubt the supreme knowledge of the bureaucracy, but you know better. You'll need some time for them to summon their superiors and go up the chain of command to the Prime Minister to make sure it's OK for a gaijin to take their test. I think there's another eye test in there too, even if you just got your car license last week. Try not to get too pissed off at them for completely wasting your time.

Just like the car license application, you can't do everything on one day. On the first day, you get to fill out a piece of paper (mine was yellow) that has your basic information on it, and will eventually have a list of all the dates you've taken the test. Don't lose this form! You need a photo from the photo booth, and the information from your hardearned Japanese driver's license. Make sure the correct application type (大二輪) is circled. These office workers are sneaky, and someone in back might have told them, "Oh, just circle the box for chuugata instead, he'll never know the difference." When you've filled this out to their satisfaction, they should tell you to go to the garage, which is probably near the testing course.

When I went, there were a couple guys taking names (but not kicking ass) and they asked each of us to do some basic stuff with a parked big bike. Everyone has to walk the bike around in a figure eight around a couple cones, without crossing the lines (make sure the kickstand is up, smart guy). Take your time, as there's no rush. Then they'll tell you to lay the bike down on its side and then pick it up-- be careful not to crush your toes. The bike has crash guards on it, so it won't fall all the way down. You can muscle the thing up by both handlebars, or you can use the finesse method: stand on the side of the bike, wedge the seat into the small of your back, grab the left handlebar with your right hand, and grab a solid piece of the back of the bike with your left (and not the exhaust, because that will hurt). Now simply stand up, lifting with your butt, and use your foot to slip the kickstand back down. Ease it down, and presto, it's back up. After you finish, they'll direct you to a separate waiting area. From here, they might stick you on the back of a 400cc bike and tell you to do a lap and some S-curves, to make sure you can ride a smaller motorcycle before they let you ride a big bike. This isn't graded too harshly, but you need to use the same head check stuff as on the car license test, and otherwise show them you can ride safely with good technique (knees locked in, feet on the pegs, good head movements, turn signals, that sort of thing). If you can't pass this on your first try, it's a sign that you'll be wasting your time taking the test. Go take a practice course, or a beginner's course, get your chuugata and ride that for awhile, and then come back.

After the weedout test, everyone sits down and an examiner explains the pieces of the course. The Japanese oogata course has the following pieces, which may be in any order:

  • Railroad crossing
  • S-curve
  • "Crank" (a 90 degree left turn followed by a 90 degree right turn, in confined space)
  • Uneven surface, taking longer than 5 seconds (literally: "bumpy condition road", a row of fixed rods you have to cross)
  • Narrow bridge, taking longer than 10 seconds
  • Undivided road (a road with no centerline)
  • Uphill start (may be combined with undivided road)
  • Speed test (can you go 45km/h without freaking out?)
  • Braking from 40km/h, in less than 11 meters (14m for rainy conditions)
  • Slalom (snake your way through a line of cones) in less than 7 seconds

The first thing you'll notice is that many of these exercises are nearly identical to the MSF course in the U.S., which is one reason I highly recommend taking that course. The main difference is that unlike the MSF course, these are not individual tests, but are taken as part of a single course. In Japan, you have to run these in sequence, according to the course layout. Fail one, and you're all done.

The chuugata test isn't that much different. There's no uneven surface test for chuugata, and the time and distance requirements are a bit less strict (narrow bridge in over 7 seconds for example). Apart from that, the judges are a bit more strict for big bikes (if that's even possible), and a lot of the maneuvers are tougher on heavier bikes. In short, if you've ridden big bikes before, or have ridden smaller bikes for at least a year, there's no reason to take chuugata over oogata because you'll jump through the same administrative hoops either way. Better to jump through them just once, and not have to come back when you want to ride bigger bikes.

You should take the time to write down the course layout if possible. They may give you a blank paper with the general course layout without a path written on it. Make sure you're copying the one for oogata. My area has 2 different course layouts for oogata, and they change between them every month, for no reason except to screw with people. For the most part, the path between test challenges is pretty logical, with no extraneous loops. Therefore, if you memorize the order of the challenges, the path between them makes sense. (For my first test, the order was railroad, S-curve, crank, bumps, bridge, uphill start/no centerline, speed, braking, slalom. Yours will be different.)

The goddamn test, days 2 through infinity:

First, read here for an explanation of how to pass the oogata exam on your first try. Got it?

If, on the first try, you make it all the way through the test without them stopping you, you're amazing.

My first try I was so hung up on the stupid little rules that I made a huge mistake on the uneven surface. I was on an unfamiliar bike, coming out of a 180 degree sharp turn, trying to stand on the pegs, keep my balance, and go straight all at once. I ran "off course"-- no second try, instant fail. The guys proctoring this thing have something stuck really far up their asses, so don't let it get to you.

Preparation:

Each day you take the test, you need to apply indoors at one of the windows WITH YOUR YELLOW SHEET. Pay some cash, fill out a form in Japanese, turn it in to another window, go upstairs to fill out some computerized No.2 pencil sheet with some stuff on it, and then go to the course starting area.

If you arrive early enough, many centers will let you walk the test course. This is a rather smart idea, as it can help you memorize the layout. I walked around the first time with a guy who had tried and failed once, and we exchanged pointers about different parts of the course.

If you're first to turn in that day's application, or you're a foreigner, you'll go first. The advantage of going first is that if you fail, you waste less time waiting for everyone else. The disadvantage is that they tend to grade the first people much harder. If you complain and point out this last point to them, they will grade you even harder.

Starting the test:

As before, look behind the bike before you hop on, then put the kickstand up, and make sure the bike is in neutral. Adjust your mirrors. Pull in the clutch, turn the key, give one more quick look around for good measure, and start the engine with your right foot on the brake. If the bike won't turn over, check the simple things like the key, the killswitch, and the kickstand. You're nervous, so stupid things like this will happen.

From the start, do your head check thingie, 1-2-3 (left-right-back). The testers probably told you to do a couple U-turns from the start, or maybe a figure 8. Like the car test, you can't lose points here, but you should do the U-turns without touching down with your feet. Use counterleaning and half-clutch. It's also the only time you get to experiment with the clutch friction zone, so make the most of it.

Parts is parts: the challenges

The narrow bridge is similar to the part in the MSF course where you have to go straight and slow between two lines. In Japan, it's an actual raised piece of metal with pressure sensors at the ends to measure your time. (One more reason not to do this in the rain; this is the same kind of metal they use on sewer covers, meaning it has zero traction when wet.) Before the bridge, there's a line, and you should stop there and wait for the green light if there is one. If you fall off, or fall over, you're done. First, don't look down, or you will go down! Focus on the far end of the bar, or even better, a tree or something in line with the exit. Lock your knees on the tank, relax your arms, and proceed smoothly. Use constant throttle, and pull the clutch in about halfway, to the friction zone. If you need to slow down, use a touch of rear brake (don't use your front brake!) and if you need to speed up to keep from falling, let the clutch out a bit. It's better to go too fast and lose points than to go too slow and fall off. You don't get bonus points for going longer than 10 seconds, so a walking pace is ideal.

For the uneven surface, there is a series of bars or raised protrusions perpendicular to your path, and locked in place. Normally it wouldn't be a problem, but you have to take 5 seconds or more to cross it. To add to your misery, they dock points if you don't stand up. Again, don't look down! Focus on the end cones and aim for them.

The slalom is nearly identical to the MSF course. It's meant to be taken in 2nd gear. Watch your engine guards, and don't touch any cones. If you need to reduce speed, use your rear brake only.

Emergency braking is also the same as in MSF. You must be going 40km/h when you cross the cones, and you're aiming to stop the beast before the second line. Be in 3rd gear when you cross the cones. When you cross the line, leave the clutch out to use engine braking (5 points). Don't worry about shifting down, but you need to come to a stop with your left foot on the ground and your right foot on the rear brake (5 points). As soon as you're stopped and stable, check behind you before shifting into first gear; check behind you once more before starting. If you lock one of your brakes, you lose 10 points. (WTF?) For each 1m you are over, you lose 10 points. If you aren't going fast enough, you lose 10 points, but can try one more time before failing. Gee, thanks.

The rules are the same for S-curves and the crank. Touch a cone and you lose points; jostle or knock over a cone and go directly home. Do not pass go, do not collect driver's license. Make sure you don't cut the turn in too wide; enter at a slow speed. You can use the clutch and first gear. When you exit, don't forget your turn signal and your left-right-back check.

For the railroad tracks, it's pretty much the same as in a car. You have to come to a complete stop and check both ways to look for an oncoming imaginary train. If possible, lift your butt out of the seat when you cross the tracks.

Stupid little rules:

Most of the little rules are the same as the car test. Here are some special ones, just for bikes.

  • When you stop, use both brakes. Your right foot should stay on the rear brake pedal, and your left foot should come down, or they won't consider it a full stop. The both brakes rule is actually a good rule to follow in general, as long as you use them in the right proportion.
  • Before you take off from any stop, turn your head left and right, then turn your head around to look behind you. Mirrors don't count. Before you start, read off 1-2-3 (left-right-back). Then go!
  • At intersections, you need to check left and right before you pull out. I'd just do left-right-back all the time, as it's simpler, and that way they can't say you didn't look around enough.
  • Use your turn signals well in advance-- 30 meters or 3 seconds before you turn. This means in many cases that you'll leave your turn signal on, such as while doing the S-curve. In other cases, you'll pass an intersection or two with your turn signal on. For some reason the judges don't seem to have a problem with you leaving the turn signal on in situations like this, even though in real life everyone would assume you just forgot to cancel your signal.
  • You need to stay in the left 3rd of your lane, except when about to turn right or change lanes (move to the right 3rd about 30m before you will turn, if possible). On the real road, staying in a single 3rd is a great way to be invisible. Traffic safety my ass.
  • When on an undivided lane, you must stay 30cm from the left edge. Yes, this is a tiny distance! You will be docked major points for being more than 50cm from the edge, and if you're more than 1 meter from the edge it's game over for you. Nobody said the exam rules made sense.
  • Use 4 fingers for the brake and clutch. You might slip by with 3, but less than that and they'll be pulling points.
  • Keep your feet on the pegs and your knees locked in on the tank, without tensing up. MSF should catch this.
  • Don't brake in a corner. You get docked 20 points for this, and with good reason.
  • Keep your head pointed toward where you're going. Again, the reasons for this should be obvious.

Here's a site that has pretty much all the rules and why they want you to follow them, but it's all in really tough Japanese:
http://homepage3.nifty.com/andojournal/license.htm

September 1, 2006

How to pass your Japanese oogata motorcycle license test on the first try

Filed under: — Jeff @ 11:32 am

You won't.


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