From a student composing a letter about a trip somewhere:
Dear Jeff,
I’m in North Korea. I got here last week. I went to Pyongyang the day before yesterday. I had discussion with Mr. Jong-il about an army and a nuclear weapon yesterday. Mr. Jong-il is very great man. I’ts sunny and it’s warm. North Korea is great country. I’m having a very great time.
Sincerely yours,
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Awww. Mercenaries are cute when they’re young, ain’t they?
Politically, this is a rather distressing letter. Should it be forwarded to Pentagon or some such? This could trigger War Against Terror II.
Mits, War Against Terror I hasn’t really ended yet. Besides, one has to interpret it in a certain light: anything that makes it out of the country has to be censored so as to make the Dear Leader and his country look superb.
I love how cute it is that he refers to him by his given name, “Mr. Jong-Il”. I don’t know why, but that strikes me as adorable.
We might have to unleash Team America on this guy’s @$$!!! America! F*CK YEAH!