I got one of those census forms dropped in my mail slot the other day, and I've been doing my best to fill it out. Unfortunately, the "English guide" bundled with it is completely useless. It completely skips over several of the questions, and only gives a very brief explanation of the purpose of some of the questions and explains what TRANSLATIONS of the answers mean. This doesn't help much if I can't read the kanji for "Household head or representative" does it??? It tells me to "refer to the English version of the questionnaire" which DOES NOT EXIST. Ladies and gentlemen, witness a perfect example of THE WORLD'S WORST SURVEY.
They gave me TWO copies of the Japanese explanation of terms-- I guess this is in case I can't read the first, then I'll be able to read the second. Uh huh. I think this year's census is going to reveal that not a single foreigner lives in Japan BECAUSE WE CAN'T READ THE GODDAMN FORM.