Sorry it’s been awhile since I’ve posted. I just moved out of my old place and the next couple weeks are going to be spent cleaning up my old room at my parents’ house. And damn, it needs it, just in time for me to pack up and take off again.
So anyway, here’s a joke to keep you busy until I can find my camera:
A physicist, an engineer, and a mathematician are staying in a hotel in separate rooms. A fire breaks out in the physicist’s bathroom. The physicist wakes up, sees the fire, does some calculations on his calculator, fills a cup of water, and throws it at the base of the fire putting it out while getting the rest of the bathroom hardly wet at all, and then goes back to sleep.
A fire breaks out in the engineer’s bathroom later that night. The engineer wakes up, sees the fire, runs into the hallway and brings the firehose into the bathroom and lets the stream go full blast. After a minute or so, the fire is out, and the bathroom is soaking wet with water dripping everywhere, but the fire is out and the engineer goes back to bed.
A fire breaks out in the mathematician’s room. The mathematician wakes up and sees the fire, does some lengthy calculations on paper, proudly proclaims, “It can be done!” and goes back to bed.
